Yippee StarBUCKS are opening

Phew, you can all relax now the panic is over, civilization can go back to normal. StarBUCKS in Southend-on-Trash is opening on the 27th May. People have had it up to their back teeth with not being able to pay over £3 for a coffee, it's been a nightmare having to drink more coffee and tea at home. 

The queues at the drive through StarBUCKS up by the Greyhound estate have been fantastic to see, it about time people can queue up in their cars to buy tea and coffee. Now we can expect queues of people at the Victoria one as people have been going cold turkey over drinking this brown bean with water tipped on top. 

Speaking to a local he said " I nearly lost the plot, I can handle not having toilet rolls, bread and sanitiser but no starBUCKS has been a struggle for me". He often visited with his family, who are all on benefits, to grab their daily lifestyle choice of frappy dappies, nocker chocccca cocca lates, super duppa muppa triple syrup with 20 marshmallows on top which cost only £22.40, which by coincidence is a week's shopping for me.

So good news for all those London folk and from elsewhere who are bombarding southend-on-Trash to leave their litter everywhere, pay no attention to social distancing and bringing with them the possibility of disease.