Monday, 25 May 2020

Graveyard of Trash


So after cleaning #Stjohnschurch #graveyard last week I went back and filled another black bag full. It must have been a #beer and snacks frenzy with all the tins and wrappers that were discarded among the dead. Personally I think it is disrespectful, disgusting and a shame that the users of the church are never seen clearing it up. Maybe it is beneath them to keep it clean, possibly not God's will, or they just cannot be asked. I say shame in those that litter the place, shame on those that see it and walk in by and shame on the congregation for not keeping it clean.

So there is my bag of rubbish collected by an #atheist cleaning the filth and rubbish because others did not. Rest well dead folk and rest clean. Rest in Peace, not in trash.

Following my graveyard clean I went round the footpath at the rear of the church. I had noticed a lot of crap there the day before. So with my trusty litter picker, gloves and bag  went and filled another sack of the rubbish left behind from uncaring folk. 
So Southend-On-Trash continues to be the cess pit of laziness, sloth and greed. Now I will wander home and shower. Tomorrow another day amongst the crap and waste of people's lives as they keep throwing their used and unwanted items all over the place. Just like their hopes and dreams. 

Saturday, 23 May 2020

Yippee StarBUCKS are opening

Phew, you can all relax now the panic is over, civilization can go back to normal. StarBUCKS in Southend-on-Trash is opening on the 27th May. People have had it up to their back teeth with not being able to pay over £3 for a coffee, it's been a nightmare having to drink more coffee and tea at home. 

The queues at the drive through StarBUCKS up by the Greyhound estate have been fantastic to see, it about time people can queue up in their cars to buy tea and coffee. Now we can expect queues of people at the Victoria one as people have been going cold turkey over drinking this brown bean with water tipped on top. 

Speaking to a local he said " I nearly lost the plot, I can handle not having toilet rolls, bread and sanitiser but no starBUCKS has been a struggle for me". He often visited with his family, who are all on benefits, to grab their daily lifestyle choice of frappy dappies, nocker chocccca cocca lates, super duppa muppa triple syrup with 20 marshmallows on top which cost only £22.40, which by coincidence is a week's shopping for me.

So good news for all those London folk and from elsewhere who are bombarding southend-on-Trash to leave their litter everywhere, pay no attention to social distancing and bringing with them the possibility of disease. 


Monday, 18 May 2020

The Valley of Trash

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of trash, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy litter picker and thy bag they comfort me.

Another day of the beautiful sight of trash strewn all over the place,ore of the same shit, every street and every open space. Every street has a trashy lining. It's so joyous to walk amongst such filth and blatant disrespect. 

Saturday, 16 May 2020

At. John's church



Off I went with my trusty picker, black bag and bag holder to St. John's church. Known for its symbiotic relationship with the local drug users and drunks. Always a good booty of beer cans, crisp packets, empty bottles that once contained their hopes and dreams of a night in a cemetery. A place full of dead people being used by people who soon will be dead.

Today's menu:
An array of beer cans
Empty wine bottles
Toilet roll covered in shit
Cigarette butts
Apple crumble carton
Two non identical socks
Water bottles, some part full
Sweet wrappers
Bottle tops
Empty polystyrene food cartons
Cigarette packets

Half hours work and a bag full to the brim:


Another mission accomplished, ready for the onslaught of the people who do not give a shit and discard their  trash to the dismay of others that do care.

Remember, for a pound you can get a litter picker and another pound a roll of black bags. Join me in the fight against this irresponsible behaviour and at least make Southend clean again.



Another Trashy Day

As I walk around the streets, parks and beaches of Southend I see trash. I see tin cans, I see food cartons, I see plastic, I see wrappers, I see jars, I see bottles, I see junk, I see clothes, I see empty bins I see filth and despair.

I hate it, a place where people don't give a shit, a place where daubed on the wall reads:


Not a single road or place I visit is exempt from this uncouth, disgusting disease. Only yesterday I was sitting with a friend (2m apart) and we saw a yoot toss his beer can into the road, there 4 bins within 20 yards of him.

Southend is full of this trash with alleyways, front gardens and small enclaves of garbage. The council do a good job under the circumstances and provide enough rubbish reciprocals but Joe public have no investment or care about the place and it's cleanliness. 

So I go out once a day with my litter picker and a collection of bin bags. What I do has no effect as the herds or trashebeasts just keep on coming. There is no solution apart from to pick up the shit yourself as the police don't care about such minor offences, street rangers just get laughed at and it's a J don't give a shit attitude. 

I do my bag a day, sometimes a little more but it is a drop in the universe as people are the problem.

Keep Southend litter free, purchase a picker (£1) and some bin bags (£1) from Poundland and take a stroll and pick up some litter for the benefit of those that care.