Tuesday, 21 July 2020

“Once more unto the breach....."

“Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; / Or close the wall up with our English dead.”

The pursuit of happiness does not exist in Southend-On-Trash as it is a continual stream of shit, trash and filth. Clean for 1 hour only and then the filth creeps in and takes over again. 

The area above is in St. John's church graveyard, a meeting place for the homeless to do drugs, unhindered drinking and fornication. Every day is a deluge of crap and beer cans and often stolen goods as the containers would be left broken here.

The sign above is displayed on the outside and inside of the graveyard. A fucking joke, more people drink, do drugs a d have sex here than the local spoon pub or any pub. I have never seen it being "CONTROLLED" , let alone see a police constable here, a bit like the Nightnjar bird, extremely elusive and very rare.


So it's shit as usual in Southend-on-Trash, no consequences for those that redesign a once beautiful town, with a new shade of litter. So take your loved ones on a stroll through rubbish, to play on the beach amongst the monsoon of fag butts, plastic and disposable nappies, to walk through parks to get abused by the homeless and walk amongst their beer cans, shitty tissues when they take a public dump and their cartons of half eaten takeaways. 

May the stench be with you.

#filth #stench #litter #trash #southend #southendonseas #southendontrash #uncontrolleddrinking #shit #muck #stjohnschurchsouthend #pickitup #fuckingpickitup

Tuesday, 14 July 2020

And the shit keeps coming

So after a wee hiatus due to the sudden and unexpected death of my sister I went back on the trail of trash. So with my rucksack on laden with litter pickers, bin bags, bag holders gloves, hand sanitizer and my dustpan and brush I headed out to the usual parts of Southend-On-Trash. Maybe during my hiatus that rubbish had disappeared and it was all plastic, polystyrene and gin can free. 

As I walked to my chosen spot I had already harvested 2 bin bags of shit, mostly tin cans, and then again mostly cheap cider. Rubbish was everywhere and I even saw two council litter pickers beavering away as well. So no matter how often you clean it the scum will come along and throw their litter all over the place.

I eventually got to At. John's church via the back way as that needed cleaning and once again it was strewn with litter and debris. Once again mostly tin cans, food cartons, plastic containers and some shitty loo roll that people use when they take a dump al fresco. 

Whilst doing this another council employed guy also came to clean the graveyard and empty the bins. He does this onces or twice a week at this site and says it's always the same just a place where drunk peoe come to get high, do their drugs and drink cheap alcohol. There are bins bit they would rather throw their shit on the floor, between the graves and anywhere other than a bin. 

After 3 bags of trash here I walked go pier hill and the tokenistic tropical shrubbery that is an eyesore and just left to die and cleaned that up and the surrounding area. Another bag done and dusted. So a 6 bag haul today. Even after a hiatus Southend-On-Trash did not disappoint, of is laden with shit and rubbish for people to walk to school in, for people to walk their dogs in, for people to sit and enjoy the aromas of empty beer cans, polystyrene chip containers, faecal matter and a shed load of piss that permuates the air. I marvelous experience for all to behold and take in the beautiful delights of Southend-On- Shit.

#trash #shit #rubbish. #ifyouarnotparrofthesolutionyouarepartoftheproblem #southend-on-trash #drunks #stench #piss ##mess #itsajoke

Saturday, 6 June 2020

Lord of the Trash


It really is relentless. More tins, more fag butts, more shit and more disrespect and bollox.

So I picked up all the litter. Swept the upper end where all the people sit, drink, shoot up and create a shit load of trash. The Athiest Vegan does it again. Another whole bag of shit and fag butts. How long before it is again trashed.

The grass and weeds are so over grown and still the church does nothing to help clean it up.

Off to another site tomorrow morning. 

Rest In Trash lost souls.

#rubbish #trash #southendontrash #southend #southendonshit #graveyards #athiestvegan

Friday, 5 June 2020

St. Trashy

Damn, it's shit. On the 2nd of June I cleaned St. John's  graveyard and the very next day beer cans, boxes, food cartons all over the place including the graves. I was not even cleaning it that day, I did not pick it up as it seems people in Southend-on-Trash enjoy walking amongst shit, debris and the waste of others. I went to clean up a shelter just past Rossi's and below the Cliffs Pavilion to the right.

The shelter is always full of tins, bottles, wrappers, #cigarette #butts and has a marvelous aroma of stale #piss. A beautiful place for the elderly and children to sit and eat their burger and fries while having a day out. Nothing better than the foul stench of piss when by the sea."Didn't we have a lovely time the day we smelt the piss"

So I picked up the cans, bottles and boxes etc but there was still a load of cigarette butts, bottle tops and the immense stench of putrid filth. 

The #council could do better here. Councils used to send people out daily to sweep and clean street furniture and the likes of. Now, just like the shitty places the council's don't give a shit. So come to Southend-On-Trash, Southend-On-Piss, Southend-On-Stench, Southend-On-Filth. The people have given up, the council have given up, it's just a large mound of trash where people don't give a shit. 

The images below are a single example of people's lack of respect and total disregard.

Above: Close up of food wrapper and chips left inside, left on public bench, not a thought given.

Above: forks and other wooden utensils just thrown on the floor after use.

A wide view of the same bench, with discarded food and wrapper. Notice the bin either side of the bench at Pier Hill. So I hope you enjoy sitting on someone's discarded food as I have never seen the benches being washed down. Enjoy the filth, muck and wretchedness of it all.

LONG LIVE THE TRASH

#benches #southend #southend-on-trash #muck #stench #piss

Tuesday, 2 June 2020

Graveyard of Trash 2


The Athiest Vegan has to be called into action again at #stjohnschurch in #southend as a week later and the place is full of shit again. 

Beer cans galore, food packaging, a lot of the #polystyrene type which shops refuse to change. Lots of bottles, crisp bags, shitty tissue behind bushes and a whole heap of human filth. 
Sad that the moralistic church going people have no inclination to do this, it's all overgrown, a shambles of a place, rest in shit, trash and lack of care poor dead people. Shame on those that cannot be bothered to help clean this space, shame on those that littler this place and shame on the ##council for not taking action.

After a bag and a half in the #cemetary I started to walk back and filled up the other half just picki g up from a verge  by some houses. Been there for ages, looks like the council don't give a shit. 

Long live Southend-On-Trash 

Monday, 1 June 2020

Southchurch Hall Gardens Pick up


What is not to like about Southchurch Hall Gardens? Well for one the trash the people love to leave for others to pick up.  Secondly the plastic that makes its way to the ponds and will affect the wildlife. Thirdly the fag butts strewn all over the place. Fourthly the dogs shit that people cannot be asked to pick up. Fifthly the council being to stingy and short sighted by not having park keepers any longer.

#parkkeepers #litter #trash #parks #southchurch #southchurchhallpark #ponds #wildlife

So I meandered around the park with my trusty litter picker and bag to clean, yet again, this amazing space. Now I know there is a whole group of People who also clean this park #SHIP who do a fantastic job cleaning this park and around #Southendonsea so it makes it even worse that I still managed to pick up a bag and a half of unnatural badness (as opposed to a pint and a half of natural goodness).  Beer cans, vodka bottles, crisp packets, fag butts, a used condom, sweet wrappers and the list continues. 

However I spoke to a lovely lady out with her kids and she asked about helping so I told her, "gloves, litter picker and 20 bags are all available for £1 each at Poundland". Therefore for £3 you could be out and about in nature, helping the local environment and all its wildlife, grabbing some exercise, getting some vitamin D, making people happy that the place is clean and also feeling good and smug that you did this.


#vitaminD #nature #wildlife #exercise #smugness #beauty #feelgood #mentalhealth

So do something positive and pop down to #poundland

Some beautiful pictures of this space:

Monday, 25 May 2020

Graveyard of Trash


So after cleaning #Stjohnschurch #graveyard last week I went back and filled another black bag full. It must have been a #beer and snacks frenzy with all the tins and wrappers that were discarded among the dead. Personally I think it is disrespectful, disgusting and a shame that the users of the church are never seen clearing it up. Maybe it is beneath them to keep it clean, possibly not God's will, or they just cannot be asked. I say shame in those that litter the place, shame on those that see it and walk in by and shame on the congregation for not keeping it clean.

So there is my bag of rubbish collected by an #atheist cleaning the filth and rubbish because others did not. Rest well dead folk and rest clean. Rest in Peace, not in trash.

Following my graveyard clean I went round the footpath at the rear of the church. I had noticed a lot of crap there the day before. So with my trusty litter picker, gloves and bag  went and filled another sack of the rubbish left behind from uncaring folk. 
So Southend-On-Trash continues to be the cess pit of laziness, sloth and greed. Now I will wander home and shower. Tomorrow another day amongst the crap and waste of people's lives as they keep throwing their used and unwanted items all over the place. Just like their hopes and dreams. 

Saturday, 23 May 2020

Yippee StarBUCKS are opening

Phew, you can all relax now the panic is over, civilization can go back to normal. StarBUCKS in Southend-on-Trash is opening on the 27th May. People have had it up to their back teeth with not being able to pay over £3 for a coffee, it's been a nightmare having to drink more coffee and tea at home. 

The queues at the drive through StarBUCKS up by the Greyhound estate have been fantastic to see, it about time people can queue up in their cars to buy tea and coffee. Now we can expect queues of people at the Victoria one as people have been going cold turkey over drinking this brown bean with water tipped on top. 

Speaking to a local he said " I nearly lost the plot, I can handle not having toilet rolls, bread and sanitiser but no starBUCKS has been a struggle for me". He often visited with his family, who are all on benefits, to grab their daily lifestyle choice of frappy dappies, nocker chocccca cocca lates, super duppa muppa triple syrup with 20 marshmallows on top which cost only £22.40, which by coincidence is a week's shopping for me.

So good news for all those London folk and from elsewhere who are bombarding southend-on-Trash to leave their litter everywhere, pay no attention to social distancing and bringing with them the possibility of disease. 


Monday, 18 May 2020

The Valley of Trash

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of trash, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy litter picker and thy bag they comfort me.

Another day of the beautiful sight of trash strewn all over the place,ore of the same shit, every street and every open space. Every street has a trashy lining. It's so joyous to walk amongst such filth and blatant disrespect. 

Saturday, 16 May 2020

At. John's church



Off I went with my trusty picker, black bag and bag holder to St. John's church. Known for its symbiotic relationship with the local drug users and drunks. Always a good booty of beer cans, crisp packets, empty bottles that once contained their hopes and dreams of a night in a cemetery. A place full of dead people being used by people who soon will be dead.

Today's menu:
An array of beer cans
Empty wine bottles
Toilet roll covered in shit
Cigarette butts
Apple crumble carton
Two non identical socks
Water bottles, some part full
Sweet wrappers
Bottle tops
Empty polystyrene food cartons
Cigarette packets

Half hours work and a bag full to the brim:


Another mission accomplished, ready for the onslaught of the people who do not give a shit and discard their  trash to the dismay of others that do care.

Remember, for a pound you can get a litter picker and another pound a roll of black bags. Join me in the fight against this irresponsible behaviour and at least make Southend clean again.



Another Trashy Day

As I walk around the streets, parks and beaches of Southend I see trash. I see tin cans, I see food cartons, I see plastic, I see wrappers, I see jars, I see bottles, I see junk, I see clothes, I see empty bins I see filth and despair.

I hate it, a place where people don't give a shit, a place where daubed on the wall reads:


Not a single road or place I visit is exempt from this uncouth, disgusting disease. Only yesterday I was sitting with a friend (2m apart) and we saw a yoot toss his beer can into the road, there 4 bins within 20 yards of him.

Southend is full of this trash with alleyways, front gardens and small enclaves of garbage. The council do a good job under the circumstances and provide enough rubbish reciprocals but Joe public have no investment or care about the place and it's cleanliness. 

So I go out once a day with my litter picker and a collection of bin bags. What I do has no effect as the herds or trashebeasts just keep on coming. There is no solution apart from to pick up the shit yourself as the police don't care about such minor offences, street rangers just get laughed at and it's a J don't give a shit attitude. 

I do my bag a day, sometimes a little more but it is a drop in the universe as people are the problem.

Keep Southend litter free, purchase a picker (£1) and some bin bags (£1) from Poundland and take a stroll and pick up some litter for the benefit of those that care.